Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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