Swine flu. Run for my life!
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm always down for nudity.
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