So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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