i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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