Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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