But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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