Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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