Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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