You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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