i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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