i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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