Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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