If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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