i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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