sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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