it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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