I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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