i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Let's paint friendship bongs
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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