The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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