Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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