so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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