Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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