I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Actions speak louder than pants.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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