im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
