God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
