i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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