I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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