You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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