I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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