sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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