Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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