Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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