Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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