I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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