How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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