Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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