Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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