I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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