Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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