I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
wrigley field is MILF paradise
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
