Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You need Xanax blowdarts
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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