Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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