I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
