People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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