We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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