If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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