belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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