i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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