Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Say something about gay babies.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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