WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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