You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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