no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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