your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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