That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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