yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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