i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
